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| Half Birthday!!! |
| 04.30.05 (2:13 am) [edit] |
My drivers license and I are celebrating my half birthday. :wink: Haha, b*tches, the my day has finally come! Later tonight (as in, Saturday night), on to conquering Pleasure Island and the teenage boys from Grad Nite who will be there! :D
And now, some more advice on dating and relationships from Kristen: "I never shoulda let him see my boobs. You can't get rid of them once the boobs are out there (words to live by)." True that, sister.
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| Disenchanted |
| 04.28.05 (12:50 am) [edit] |
So last night I ended up doing that study party thing last night (followed by a nice little night cap :wink:) instead of wallowing in self-pity. But it turned out that tonight was an even better night to wallow, so I did for a little while. Then I found out that my two best girlfriends were also having man troubles (one broke up w/ long-time bf and the other upset about failed would-be relationship) so we decided to make it a krunk ladies night and wallow together. We ended up hanging out w/ some more chick friends (and BJ, lol) and had a fabulous time just chatting. No, we weren't krunk, but it was fun nonetheless. We even planned our weekend getaway to O-town for Saturday night dancin' at Pleasure Island. We will be throwing a post-nuptial bachelorette party for one of the ladies who never got one (strippers, anyone? lol). I'm so excited! Eff guys, I just wanna [b]DANCE[/b]!:D
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In other news, Kris and I have been discussing men and why they do what they do and why they're such morons. We've come to the conclusion that we are disenchanted (hence the post title) w/ men and love and all that jazz. Here's and exciting excerpt from an e-mail from Kris I received late (appropriately entitled: "Disenchanted") last night, so guys, take notes ([b]Warning- foul language[/b]):
"I would like to express my feelings to everyone so that people (and by people i mean complete ass-clown stupid effing pieces of shit males) can learn and heed to my advice. I don't so much believe in diaries because they're for queers and nobody else reads them, but the blog could help the world (males). And you know this boo. So i guess this is your personal blog from me. Share your new-found knowledge with males that i cannot reach.
What the fuck?! Why did xxxx [[i]name removed to protect privacy[/i]] turn into an ass-hole that i don't love? That wasn't part of the plan! Why did he get ugly and not even sweet anymore? You can't quit being sweet a week into it! You must wait at LEAST a month before gradually stopping the sweetness! I'm completely disenchanted because of the mood swings- they throw me off and at first when i still liked him they were honestly scary. I don't do mood swings. I've not had good experiences with guys having mood swings. At least when I'm being a raving bitch I'll admit it and go about my pissing and moaning. I don't just act like an ass-hole to people I've just met and should be trying to make a good impression on!
I could write a book about just this last week. we honestly need to write one. [u]If for no other reason, we'll do it so men can see what [b]not[/b] to do[/u]. Katie, remember when he was sweeping me off my feet? After 2 days that just up and ended. Does he think he got me? He doesn't have to be nice or attentive anymore? Then he has the nerve to ask me what's wrong with ME?! Are you kidding? He's a fucking 5 year old and i shouldn't be expected to look that over and deal with it because "he really likes you", right? If he liked me that much he'd be wondering why I'm not being so friendly and he'd be trying to fix it!
Fucking men! I thought this one was gonna be different! It all started so nice, but then he swooped in and [u]moved too fast[/u] and then apparently got real comfy and decided he could start being an ass-hole. And I'm gonna come out of this one as the bitch. [[i]Ain't that always the way...[/i]] I don't see any nice way of telling him it ain't working- he's left me no choice! He just keeps doing worse and worse things!
Mind you, no matter how late he's working every night or if i tell him i want to go to bed, or if i do go to bed, I'm expected to talk to his ass and go over there or i get an attitude. So its a measly 12:45 and i call him and he sounded like he was sleeping so i sweetly asked in my flirty voice if he had been sleeping. He said no, he was just laying down with his eyes closed. A good start i thought. He said it nicely like it was gonna be followed up by "do you wanna come see me?" like it is every other night, so i asked the question you're obligated to ask and then he's obligated to say "oh hush i want to talk to you" to, which is "do you want to go back to sleep?" Never in my life, even with Paul mind you, has a guy been like yeah let me sleep. Steven says "okay". This is after I've told him I'm in a bit of a sad mood, which to any guy that is still just getting to know you would seem like a good opportunity to score brownie points, correct? Nope. Not xxxx. He wants to go back to bed. The other night when he was in the worst mood ever and being mean even on the phone he told me i was the only thing that could make him in a better mood and did i want to go over and see him? No! But did i? Yeah! And he continued to be in a piss mood! And that's not even all of it! So i kinda pause like "wow, did you really just say okay you want to go back to bed?" and then i say "ok, well bye" and he hangs up. What?!
You'd scold me if you knew how nice i'm still being to him! I even opened up and told him i was sorry if i came off as uninterested or scared or anything and told him about Paul and all that mess earlier today. He never said a word about any of it when i was done, which left me feeling really awkward and gay, and now he's gonna be mean?! I'm trying so hard to be nice and make myself like him and this is what i get? Fuck that. I'm done. I will be the bitch. I'll tell everyone the crap he's pulled and I'll be the bitch!
I need to drink. Girl, tomorrow night. We don't have anything important on thursday...well you might. No, just gay classes. Come on. I need a night. I'm not a lesbian, BUT I FUCKING HATE MEN WITH ALL THE HATE I CAN MUSTER UP IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING BODY! Pieces of shit. They're all the same. [[i]true that, girl[/i]] Even [[i]name removed[/i]] i fear. I don't tell you that to try and make you feel sad, just warning. Until I'm swept off my goddamn feet and stay swept off for a decent amount of time, i hate men.[[i]same here[/i]] I honestly don't think there is a good one out there. My mom found the last one apparently. That's all for this one boo. Talk to you later."
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Wow. Pretty intense. So, guys, do you see what you put us through? That was just a taste. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
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| And the Sappiness Prevails... |
| 04.26.05 (6:26 pm) [edit] |
I just wanted to write a post on this sappy mood I've been in, especially today. Ask anyone who knows me, I'm [u]not[/u] sappy, I'm [i]anti[/i]-sappy. This is b/c I actually am a huge sap on the inside but refuse to admit it or let it be seen, thus leaving myself exposed to emotions (*gasp!*):o But, here I find myself singing along to Clay Aiken (<3) and downloading powerfully emotional tracks from Texas ("In Our Lifetime") and Erasure ("Always") and even making a playlist appropriately named "Sappy" (from which I will be burning a cd if I can't snap out of this). Maybe this could be attributed to: 1. PMS, 2. lack of sleep, and possibly, 3. loneliness ("I don't wanna be a player no more" lol). Somebody better knock some sense into me pretty soon or who knows what I'll do!:shock: Tonight, I'll probably be listening to Elton John and make myself a margarita and watch [i]Love Actually [/i]and wallow in self-pity...that is, if I don't end up attending a study party. Let's hope I recover by next post. :wink: Ciao!>
Hey, I can fantasize about sexy Colin Firth and Hugh Grant, maybe they'll cheer me up. :D
...bring on the tissues... :?
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| Rock N' Roll Sunday |
| 04.24.05 (4:18 pm) [edit] |
I just wanted to share my joy: today I bought Guns N Roses Greatest Hits for ten bucks! It's good therapy music, lol. My personal fave track is "Sweet Child O' Mine" w/ "Live and Let Die" in close second. Kristen's fave is "November Rain" (also b/c she loves the video). /sigh. I wish I had pipes like Axl... Hey, maybe I should name one of my kids Axl Rose, seeing as I never can find any boy names that I like...it has a nice ring to it. :wink:
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| A Change of Mind :-) |
| 04.21.05 (4:53 pm) [edit] |
As we women so often do, I've changed my mind about men. Well, not totally. I don't "hate" them, I just don't hold them in high regard. And what is this change in attitude, you ask? Well, I have been proven otherwise, that I shouldn't put all of them in the same boat because there are still (believe it or not) some nice guys still out there. There are still (gasp!) real gentlemen. And how could I ever even [u]think[/u] of swearing off [i]all[/i] men? Come on, it's [b]ME[/b] we're talking about. :wink:
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| Men... |
| 04.17.05 (11:43 pm) [edit] |
:evil: I have again reaffirmed my hatred for men. Don't ask me why and don't leave hate messages. :x Guys, don't take it personally, I mean no offense, I'm just venting. We ladies have our problems, too, and annoying habits, etc.- maybe I'll do a post on that next to even the score. Just let me vent now, okay? I Googled 'hate men' and came up with these great pics. Enjoy! :wink:
   
And my fave:
P.S.: I don't hate Robbie Williams, though. He hasn't done me wrong...yet. :wink:
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| <3 Robbie <3 |
| 04.15.05 (9:35 am) [edit] |
Today's post is dedicated to my bad boy lover, Robbie Williams. His new video for his song, "Radio", is very sexy and reignited the fire in my loins for him. :wink: I don't usually go for the inked-up bad boy type but he just makes me melt w/ that saucy grin and gorgeous green eyes. /sigh. I love you, Robbie Williams. :D
In other random news, I discovered that, because of my cable box, my TV has picture-in-picture capabilities. It was such a delight to watch the screen version of Jane Austen's early 19th century classic, [i]Pride and Prejudice[/i], starring sexy Colin Firth, with the 80s hair band Poison dancing around in the little box in the upper left corner of my screen. It's the little things that make life worth living... :)
Oh, Robbie, what have you gotten your hands into now? :wink: 
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| Nothing Much... |
| 04.10.05 (4:43 pm) [edit] |
Just got back from my O-town debauchery (my lips are sealed :wink:), and am tired. It's such a nice getaway, to just go up there for the weekend and have fun and forget about everything back here (not like there's much, but you get my point). Then I get back and lock myself in my room and try to re-adjust to reality whilst surfing online and flipping through the lastest issues of [i]Elle[/i]. Just wanted to update this for the sake of updating. The question: should I go out tonight and have fun or stay home, reflect, and be bored and/or depressed?
Dunno, but what I do know is that whatever mood I'm in, all I have to do is listen to "Morning Train" by Sheena Easton and I feel fab. Try it. :D
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| Smells Like a Baby Prostitute |
| 04.05.05 (7:40 am) [edit] |
[u]Fun convo I had w/ my mom yesterday:[/u]
Mom: What does Curious ["perfume" by Britney Spears] smell like?
Me: Like a baby prostitute.
Mom: A baby prostitute?
Me: You know, trashy. It smells like trashy.
Mom: Trashy? I don't think I've ever smelt 'trashy' before.
Me: Come on, Mom, [i]WHITE TRASH[/i]!
Mom: Oh.
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